This is how freaking bored I am...but anyway this blog is dead so...here's some really weird, random, and hilarious (hopefully) stuff.
You know you live in 2009 when...
1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they
don't have AIM/Live Journal/MySpace/a blog/MSN/Facebook.
4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just
pushing the button on the TV.
6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.
7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.
8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.
9. You were too busy to notice number five.
10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.
11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.
Did you know...
kissing is healthy.
bananas are good for period pain.
it's good to cry.
chicken soup actually makes you feel better.
94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.
lying is actually unhealthy.
you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.
it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.
89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.
it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.
chocolate will make you feel better.
most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.
a good friend never judges.
a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.
boys aren't worth your tears.
we all love surprises.
In a dog-eat-dog world the best thing to do is become a cat.
"Love at first sight" is just another way to say "I'm stupid and desperate."
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
If guys had periods they would brag about the size of their tampons.
I met some crazy people. They made me their leader!
I'm not afraid of death! What's it going to do? Kill me?
Last night I looked up at the stars and matched each star to a reason I love you. I was doing fine until I ran out of stars.
All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.
When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.
Homework. n. (def.) a crude form of mind control still practiced in some primative societies.
One day, your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
I didn't fall from heaven, I rose from hell.
We're best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, damn, I'm gonna miss your dumb ass.
Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run - he hates that.
Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they go by.
I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.
Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.
"Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else"
When you were born, you were crying and everyone around you was smiling. Live your life so that when you die, you're the one smiling and everyone around you is crying.
Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!
Did you just call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful! Thanks for the complement.
Dear Heart, I met a boy today, prepare to shatter.
"Stress: The condition brought on by overriding the body's desire to kick someone's ass."
Sarcastism is your body's natural defense against stupidity.
"Stress: The condition brought on by overriding the body's desire to kick someone's ass."
Sarcasism is your bodys natural defense against stupidity.
I'm nobody...Nobody is perfect... so I'm BETTER THAN YOUUUUUUUUUUU.
Whenever you feel pissed off at someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you're a mile away from them...AND YOU HAVE THEIR SHOES! BWHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
MENstrual pain, MENstrual cramps, MENtal anxiety, MENopause... godamnit... all of our problems start with MEN!"
"They say practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect so why practice?"
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
Music is like candy - you throw away the rappers.
I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.
My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems.
Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree
There was alot more, but I figured by now you'd be wondering when it'll all stop. So...yeah.
Have fun rotting (or thriving; it depends on how you think of it) in Secondary 3!
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